the launch of i-does

so you think you’ve got the latest i products eh? so you think your i mac is cool? your i phone the envy of the town? your i pod second to none? your i napture probably was the best in the world.

however you’ve not experience technology till you’ve experienced the i-does!! the i-does is essentially a robot modelled after the image of napkin man, and helps you with your wedding vows. afraid that you’ll have the jitters on your wedding day? no experience in saying the magical 2 words “i do”?

well fret not, with the i-does robot, you need not have to worry bout those butterflies in your stomach or sweaty palms anymore. simply put the i-does robot beside your bride to be and see how he charms the pants off your guests! and at the moment where the priest/pastor/buddha ask you the magical question, ‘do you take her to be your lawfully wedded wife’, the i-does robot does the only thing that it knows to do, that is to answer loudly and proudly, “I DOES!!!”

note: current versions of the robot are for male replicas only. development work for female replicas are in the process.

what hurts the most

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin’ to do
-rascal flatts

merry christmas one and all

oh well, christmas is just about over. but anyway still hope everybody had a great christmas spent in the warm and comfort of friends and family. 

pic of lil angel and me at yesterday’s watch night service

more pics

here’s some pics from the belated bday celebrations at spaggies @paragon:

shun yous

napkin’s angels

just some list

we all grew up with make believe and fairy tale characters. off the top of my head, i can think of some:

1.santa claus
2.tooth fairy
3.boogie monster
4.lochness monster
5.bigfoot
6.abominable snowman
7.chang er
8.fairy god mother
9.the singh policeman that is out to catch me

well.. to add to that list, i have one more, coming in at number 10 isssss…..

10.my non-nagging mom

seems like recently she’s on a rampage, nagging me for washing my hair at night and then not drying it before i sleep, nagging me for staying out too late (im 25!!), nagging me for staying UP too late (im 25!!), nagging me for not drinking water, nagging me for drinking too much.

but this morning’s incident took the cake… she nagged at me that the water i shower with is too hot. cos i came out the whole bathroom was still steaming (it was raining and cold!!). oh wells, i guess cos she does all the housework around here, it gives her the right to. guess i can’t deny her the pleasure of nagging at me… grrrr

blind

If I could tear you from the ceiling,
And guarantee a source divine,
Rid you off possessions fleeting,
Remain your funny valentine.

Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind,
Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind.

If I could tear you from the ceiling,
I know the best have tried,
I’d fill your every breath with meaning,
And find a place we both could hide.

Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind,
Don’t go and leave me,
And please don’t drive me blind.

You don’t believe me, but you do this every time,
Please don’t drive me blind.
Please don’t drive me blind..

I know we’re broken,
I know we’re broken,
I know we’re broken.

If I could tear you from the ceiling,
I’d freeze us both in time,
Find a brand new way of seeing..
Your eyes forever glued to mine.
-placebo

birthday pics taken at lunar

well, thanks to dalena for offering her camera, and finally passing the photos to me! haha. anyway here’s some pics from that quiet night at lunar.

smile if you’re a wanker birthday cake

shit buffet and some prs of the buffet

road show gang a.k.a advisor’s clique shun you

great grandfather and ah gong (also means my boss’s boss’s boss, and my boss’s boss

senior ah jie and my boss

superheroes of the retarded league

the b-52 has landed in napkin man’s throat

alrites that’s all the pics for now. many thanks to all who graced the occassion and made it such a wonderful night (although i don’t remember half of it) and most thanks to all my bosses who made the night possible.

had a belated birthday celebration with the hall peeps last night as the juniors were having exams before. many thanks to liz and lala for organising the whole thing! will post up the pics once lala sends them to me.

time to shoot a duck

ok those guys were talking so much about this, so i gotta take a look for myself: time to shoot a duck