snort hmmmm when taking a nap in the office, a mo…

snort

hmmmm when taking a nap in the office, a more glam way to do so is just to rest your head on the table and nap away. never ever slump back on your chair such that ur head is slightly tilted upwards. becos then when you drift off into deep sleep, your air passage gets blocked and you let out a snore, or rather snorting sounds which can be super unglam. well at least i have my own little ‘office’ with nobody around.. but anyway, God save the glam .

green with envy wah lau.. yiffie just told me som…

green with envy

wah lau.. yiffie just told me something that made me damn envious.. sigh …

i am environmental friendly

i am environmental friendly

sniffs the familiar smell of your perfume fills t…

sniffs

the familiar smell of your perfume fills the air
but i turn around to find you are not there

people skills 101 call me slow, but i just realis…

people skills 101

call me slow, but i just realised today that when u ask someone out, you should not tell him/her that its cos u kanna dua or pang seh(played out) by the person u were originally supposed to meet. hmmm yeah even if it is so, its best only you know.. =P . well of cos unless your back up plan person is brian or mark, then its okies, cos when they recieve my call they know that i kanna dua’ed ready.. wait wait.. they don’t need to know that.. hmm shit did i just lose all my frens in one nite?? i think i’ll go die alone now..

v for vitagen this story is set in the future in …

v for vitagen

this story is set in the future in gutland. the former united states of adominal organ’s war has spilled over to gutland and thrown the whole country in chaos. along came a young political intestinal bacteria known as salmonella. unkown to the rest of the country, salmonella rigged the elections by showing the country how quickly his government reacted to a virus crisis. unkown to them, salmonella was the one who introduced the virus called st food poisoning’s virus to 3 areas in the first place.

after that, he created a post for himself, known as the supreme bacteria. and he ruled the country through mindless propaganda that the government is good. he also instilled fear in the country and whoever opposed him was dealt with serverly.

he also ran a test facility off town known as the yakult detention center. there a dr shirota was researching the st food poisoning virus and needed to find somebody who would generate antibodies to it. her test subjects were people found to have committed treason against the government, homosexuals and other weird ppl. all the test subjects died from the injections of the virus except one. he was the prisoner locked up in room v (roman character for the number 5).

one day there was a loud explosion in the detention center. most of the people inside died, the prisoner in room 5 and dr shirota were 2 of them. the prisoner in room 5 then went on to take on the code name v and sought revenge on those who created the monster that he was. along with that he represented an idea, and he created a new awareness among the ppl that what they see in their government isn’t necessary wasn’t all that good. he challenged the people to take action, and one year later on november 5th,that they should march down to watch the parliament house get destroyed.

within that one year, he wrecked havoc within the government, causing them to panic and a search for him ensued. slowly but surely, the people got to know about the horrific things that the government was doing, and slowly it eroded their faith in them. the bacteria codename v also helped a girl by the name of lactobacillus overcome her greatest fears in life. finally v killed all the ppl that made him who he was and in the process lost his own life. but most important of all, v represented an idea, and ideas cannot be killed. and he let the bacterias know that ‘the bacterias should not fear the body, it is the body that should fear the bacterias’.

where’s has all the bus gone?? roses are red viol…

where’s has all the bus gone??

roses are red
violets are blue
waited 30 mins for a bus
166 and 14, fuck you!!

from debs You Should Be a Film Writer You don’t j…

from debs

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don’t just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

break my bones was looking thru the ministry of s…

break my bones

was looking thru the ministry of sound webbie. go to the broadcast section and watch the adam freeland’s video (PLEASE GO WATCH IT, AND TURN UP UR SUB WOOFERS!!) . the track is just SUPER fantastic (no no, its not a macdonalds advertisment!!). yeah its damn breaks, just got reminded of last saturday night at lavelle..

well lavelle started off damn well, then after that it just went down hill lar, in the words of yiffie “he is damn lazy” and “wah lau, this music got no personality lor”.. hmmm ok she’s not THAT big a house fan (yar she’s a ceiling fan…) but i can totally agree with her lar.. it paled so much in comparison to the U.N.K.L.E nite with heineken green room (which we got to go in free, and mambo was playing summer rain when we entered.. soo plus points to all!!)

so the saving grace of saturday night was tony tay. i cant describe it as well as mark… he said ‘god bless tony tay’ and its totally thru. the breaks was just awesome. when we entered he was playing green velvet’s lala land in the breakest shite.. then he dropped like 2 killers’ songs (Mr Brightside and Somebody told me, which ironically i think make fantastic mambo songs.. haha) the dance floor surprisingly was super empty, no loss for the few of us (yif, lock,mark and john) as there was so much space to just jump, gallop, bounce whatever. and to cap off the nite, his last song was smashing pumpkin’s 1979 (all the songs in breaks of cos) .. orgas….

how did we ever forget we grew up with tony??

your cellphone, your wallet
your time, your ideas
no barcode, no party
no id, no beers
your bank card, your license
your thoughts, your fears
no sim card, no disco
no photo, not here
your blood,your sweat
your passions, your regrets
your profits, your time off
your fashion, your sex
your bills, your ???!!
your tits, your asset
your laughs, your balls
we want it all

silence Take Take till there’s nothing Nothing to…

silence

Take
Take till there’s nothing
Nothing to turn to
Nothing when you get through
Won’t you break
Scattered pieces of all I’ve been
Bowing to all I’ve been
Running to
Where are you?
Where are you?

Did you leave me unbreakable?
You leave me frozen?
I’ve never felt so cold
I thought you were silent
And I thought you left me
For the wreckage and the waste
On an empty beach of faith
Was it true?

Cuz I…I got a question
I got a question
Where are you?

Scream
Deeper I wanna scream
I want you to hear me
I want you to find me
Cuz I…I want to believe
But all I pray is wrong
And all I claim is gone
-jars of clay