why like that?!! i just sat for a damn weird ass …

why like that?!!

i just sat for a damn weird ass test just now.. the total marks of it is 250.. and then there are questions where u are allowed to say ‘i don’t know’ as the answer and you get 20% of the marks, if you attempt to answer it, and it looks like you dunno your stuff.. you will get 0 marks for it.. hmm which institute discourages ppl from trying?!! damn..

anyway start spreading the news, im leaving today.. i want to be a part of it.. new york new york!! see ya guys when im back..

home another summer day is come and gone away in …

home

another summer day
is come and gone away
in paris and rome
but i wanna go home
mmmmmmmm

maybe surrounded by
a million people i
still feel all alone
i just wanna go home
oh i miss you, you know

and ive been keeping all the letters that i wrote to you
each one a line or two
im fine baby, how are you
well i would send them but i know that its just not enough
my words were cold and flat
and you deserve more than that

another aerorplane
another sunny place
im lucky I know
But i wanna go home
mmmm, ive got to go home

let me go home
im just too far from where you are
i wanna come home

and i feel just like im living someone elses life
its like i just stepped outside
when everything was going right
and i know just why you could not
come along with me
but this was not your dream
but you always believe in me

another winter day has come
and gone away
and even paris and rome
and i wanna go home
let me go home

and im surrounded by
a million people i
still feel alone
oh, let go home
oh, i miss you, you know

let me go home
ive had my run
baby, im done
i gotta go home
let me go home
it will all be alright
ill be home tonight
im coming back home
-micheal buble

napkin man: heard this song in the car today.. felt it was a nice song.. mmm its on repeat mode now on my itunes.. sooooo feeling it…

random me and random you i din feel like doing an…

random me and random you

i din feel like doing anything today, cept sleep watch tv.. no assignments or stardying for quizzes.. soo yeah its chill out day today. hence this post will have nothing interesting cept random musings (since when has my entries been interesting huh?? kekeke)

was feeling abit down the past few days, can’t really put a finger to it, so decide to give u guys some fun and mix and match the reasons why napkin man is down:

craving pork knuckles
not enuff beer
bad haircut
lack of sleep
lack of lame jokes
assignments and quizzes
no kopitiam kopi
cold weather
male pms (its not a myth i tell you)
15% tax for everything you buy

k lar, enuff reasons.. ohs, in case u guys are wondering how bad my haircut really was, decided to post it up..

ppl not interested in my bad hair can focus on the 2 lesbos kissing behind

oh was watching ice hockey juz now.. never knew i was so into it till i came over.. yes yes what else can i watch here, all the jokes bout canadians and their hockey.. and its really true ya know.. it was an exciting match.. the local team here is called the toronto maple leafs.. might even get the jersy for fun.. errr i can go jurong east ice skating ring and be a wannabe.. whee!!

listening to nickelback’s photographs.. its quite a cool song, one of those think back bout childhood, high school days time kindda song.. it brings back lots of memories i guess.. haha of teen crushes and chillin at coffee places.. life was simpler back then…

i’ll be true, i’ll be useful, i’ll be cavalier,
i’ll be yours my dear
And i’ll belong to you
if you just let me through
….
and being with you here makes me sane.
i fear I’ll go crazy if you leave my side
- as lovers go, dashboard confessionals

jit pai siao liao went to korea town for kamchiad…

jit pai siao liao

went to korea town for kamchiadang(i dunno if its spelt that way), its basically pork bone soup or bak kut teh but korean style. its like the nicest thing around esp in the cold weather, cos its spicy and shiok, eat with kim chi.. woot woot!! hmm one of the few things i’ll miss when i go back home.

the thing i won’t miss is the blardy hairdressers!! freaking screw up my hair!! i kindda miss cheryl (yes that’s my hair stylist back home, next @ holland vee, ask for her said vincent recommended one.. and err yah go on weekdays because got student discount.. muahahha). freak, i look like a train wreck lar… i told her not to cut off my back.. NOT TO CUT OFF MY BACK.. but yeah she din really cut it off lar, juz that trim until i dun really see much of it left.. and the front is still so bushy!! aiyoh.. i point the magazine say ‘like that at the front’ back dun cut.. arghh… that’s it im going to someone who understands english nxt time!! (wait there is no next time, cos im going back to cut my hair that’s for shure)

now i got no natural scarf to keep my neck warm!! arghh .. arrgh arrghh!! arrgh arrgh arghh!! arrghh arggh argghh arrgghh!!

everybody hurts.. sometimes..

i can fly!! im so fucking high now… beers alone…

i can fly!!

im so fucking high now… beers alone can do wonders.. juz drink like alot of it!!! alexender keith’s pale ale.. yummy! screw the assignments man.. i’ll regret about them later… lalala…

here without you a hundred days had made me older…

here without you

a hundred days had made me older
since the last time that i saw your pretty face
a thousand lights had make me colder
and i don’t think i can look at this the same

but all the miles had separate
they disappear now when im dreaming
of your face

im here without you baby,
but you’re still on my lonely mind
i think about you baby
and i dream about you all the time
im here without you baby
but you’re still with me in my dreams
and tonight its only you and me

the miles just keep rollin
as the people either way to say hello
i’ve heard this life is overrated
but I hope that it gets better as we go

everything I know,
and anywhere I go
it gets hard but it wont take away my love
and when the last one falls,
when its all said and done
it get hard but it wont take away my love
-3 doors down

eh who turn on the air con?? temperature today wa…

eh who turn on the air con??

temperature today was about 12 degrees.. but the wind juz made it feel like i dunno sub 10.. temp now is 4 degs by the way.. super cold.. can’t wait till it hits subzero, nah im kidding, but im more of a cold than hot person.. so this is nice, cept when you’re playing soccer. yupps, today we the garang ppl played soccer in the freaking cold, and all wearing only shorts and t shirts.. it was a sorta leauge lar, so bo bian gotta play.. else i would haf just slept at home.. bleah .. aniwei its quite an experience.. my body was perpertually numb the whole game.. and i actually felt like running because it was soo cold that standing and waiting is not really a good idea. after the game i just came home and thawed myself in the hot shower for like 20 mins… and down one nice cup of hot milo.. phew

am i going nutz?? recently i couldn’t eat nor sle…

am i going nutz??

recently i couldn’t eat nor sleep properly.. don’t know why.. nah im just kidding, i’m such a bum that eating and sleeping comes naturally to me.. but i am going nutz though. and the motivating factor, is not work as u might assume, but something else, something trivia , something so stupid u would think i’m really nutz if i told you.

i cant find the shower foam i want.. and it’s driving me nutz. so after sch just now, i just walked down a whole street popping into every convenience/drug mart/supermarket along the way just to find a stoopid shower foam. not to mention in the freaking cold cold weather (temp was alrite, but the wind freezes my ass and its really hard to walk around with a frozen ass aint it??) yeah still can’t find, going to try my luck tmr on another street. the only shop i saw it was that time we went to do our groceries, but that place is like 45mins walk from my place and errr not a good idea ah (maybe last desperate attempt bahh) and don’t ask me why i din buy it when i saw it then.. becoz i was a freaking cheapo and thought somewhere else might sell it cheaper!!!bahhh

kz told you i was nutz.. if you have 2nd thoughts being my friend now.. then please queue up to sign the ‘friend release’ form… bahhhhh

where’s has all the booze gone? in my stomach, th…

where’s has all the booze gone?

in my stomach, that’s where.. yeah had 3 well deserve beers juz now. the reason is cos i juz completed my assignment that is due like midnite today (phew) and this week has been pretty rough with lotsa assignments, and next week doesn’t look any brighter, with quizes.. and more assignments. sometimes i wondered if i really am on exchange.. bleah but shall not blabber on about work, i shud be starting on the next one, but decided that i enuff is enuff for today, shall take a well deserve break.

anyway sermon today was pretty good, the message is about faith and something bout being resident aliens (oxymoron). but the faith message spoke to me alot, as often as it has been spoken about, remember when we read bout the story of how moses brought the ppl outta egypt and how they always kao bei moses everytime they face a problem?? and we thought that those ppl are damn kao bei and unbelievable..hmm actually we aren’t pretty far off are we?? i guess we really are a bunch of bums that have time and again forgotten that the Lord has brought us outta so much, and time again when we face our crisis, we start to bitch and show symptoms of lack of faith… if i muz point fingers, then it is to myself..

so yeah, know that the exams for ppl are coming round, ppl in uni are prolly swarmed with assignments after assignments after assignments that we just don’t see the end huh?? just know we’re all in it together and for my brothers and sisters in christ, place your trust and hope in the right place (yeah i know its alot more fun and easy to bitch about it, but we shall make an effort to try yeah?). and for the rest, well just take comfort that we’re all in the same shite.. so yeah lets juz eat this shite together and make the best outta what comes our way.

alrites i shall be going off now (for my 4th beer?? nahh) .. strength and honour ppl.. strength and honour.

training camp on monday 10th october, we enlisted…

training camp

on monday 10th october, we enlisted for national service @ algonquin national park.
the bus picked us up from downtown toronto, where ppl said goodbye to their parents, and others like us whose parents are far away, just have to content with the new friends found. The bus took us to our barracks where we will be spent the rest of our training days:

this is where the recruits slept

immediately after putting down our stuffs, we were told to fall in for lunch:

recruit jj was punished for moving in the file after this

after lunch we were brought out to the field to do some basic tatical training, we learnt fire movement and also how to camouflage ourselves in the terrain:

the unforgiving forest

recruit napkin taking a piss

we also did river crossing training.. not a very fun time

at least the water is nicer than batu apoi’s

overall the training is pretty tough, and not a fun thing to go thru… shall leave you all with a parting shot:

recruit napkin was punished for pissing beside the command post