cursed thursdays i tell you thursdays are cursed…

cursed thursdays

i tell you thursdays are cursed man. this is the dunno how many times i couldn’t make it for lectures on a thursday morning. its weird because thursday lectures are at 830, so are friday lectures, but i always can wake up on fridays, its just on thursday there’s this invisible force that keeps me from getting out of bed. hmmms so here i am after another tutorial class, lessons are ending soon, that means only one thing.. smaxe (decipher the word)

havent been able to do things i would lurve to do in a long while, its not clubbing or buying new t shirts. i guess i always wanted a super chill day which i can read my book and just enjoy coffee and cakes. but there’s so many distractions around like clubbing and buying new t shirts. hoping that holidays would be super chill out for me. anyway i happily itchy backside go sign up for an elective in the first month of the hols : psychology.. i think its quite an interesting subject, thats why i signed up for it, but also the stoopid thing is i need to come to sch 4 days a week for 1 hrs lessons each day (see me do my ciao class stunt to the max). oh will not be staying in hall during hols (who does??!!) cos the nice ppl in my hostel want to renovate my darn block, so i need to move out.. bahh, now i need to chuck my fridge somewhere…

oooo hoping to go on a short trip somewhere too!! i m thinking KL.. com’on ppl, KL KL KL KL KL KL KL KL.. or thailand lor.. then buy beeer singlets back.. mauhahahahaa.

off to commonwealth to eat zi cha with the buffet ppl.. tata!

ideas come from a can life’s greatest pleasure i…

ideas come from a can

life’s greatest pleasure is not sex, nor getting high , nor stuffing yourself with the most wonderful cuisine. it is actually taking a shit. i think taking a shit is the most enjoyable thing mainly because that’s where you kick start your greatest achievements. why do i say so?? because for that 10 mins you are trapped in that 2 by 3 cubicle and it forces you to do something, like think, figure out the equation in your notes, beat that high score on your fone (yupp,my minigolf high score was from the can). but whatever you do there, you can be sure there’s no distractions (maybe cept for the guy in the nxt cubicle whose singing or making funny noises, like hua hui). and yes, thats the best place to do any form of thinking, i tell you, all great thinkers are shitters. those who don’t think, they are just constipated assholes i tell ya.

well you may argue that taking a shower also has the same effect. not quite, for starters when you are shitting, you are sitting down (unless you are in the squat kind, for those if you are well trained, you still can do great amounts of thinking, but if you’re damn lau-ya and have no strength to squat for long, the only thing you’re thinking about is trying not to fall into the damn bowl). and also, the only thing that is doing work is your number 2. no arms to scrub yourself, your hair, no need to wipe water off your eyes. in fact if you really want to add abit of asthetic nature sounds to it, you can occasionally pull the flush to produce that waterfall sound.

that said, guess where the inspiration for this post came from??

“ideas come from the can, they were thought up by a man, in a toilet down town..”

where has my sanity napkins gone?? hmmm….

where has my sanity napkins gone??

hmmm….

let me complain abit.. its my blog, so suck it! …

let me complain abit..

its my blog, so suck it! anyway the lab did not went well at all, the first assessor was quite alrite, just check the functions of my circuit, the 2nd one backside itchy got ask me some generic question, “tell me more about the pit” (nevermind the details, just know that this falls under generic question) so i asked him ” what u want me to tell you about the pit” .. then i dunno what he said but i found myself stuttering.ok, firstly its not as if i dunno my stuffs, its just that i was the last guy and then everybody else is crowding around me( coz they no time to be assessed, so they all wanna ask him) and then everything made me kan cheong. just hope i don’t do too badly on this. im spent: and its out of my system.

of superheroes and circuit boards well for a pres…

of superheroes and circuit boards

well for a presentation today, i presented the topic of how to classify your superheroes, i was quite amazed at myself that i actually pulled it off. thankfully the teacher was those young young fresh grad looking kind, so got give more chance. hehe

secondly after 10 weeks of damn travelling to the lab, i finally got my circuit board to work.so its a huge sigh of relief, only tmr assessment, hope everything turns out ok

so you see, after 2 huge loads (okay guys dun think dirty)i am sitting on my ass in my room being lazy. i just couldnt find the drive to do anything. haiz, damn sad, im sort of panicking yet i am really really sitting on my lazy ass, here’s lazy ass part iii:

studious mind: eh you better start on your tutorials, they’re piling up
lazy ass: but im a lazy ass
studious mind: but exams are in a month, and you are not at all prepared
lazy ass: but im a lazy ass
studious mind: you’re rite, you’re a lazy ass

in other news, for those sharing my joy bout getting my exchange place to toronto, well lets just not get too excited yet. yesterday i got the shock of my life, apparently the subjects that i matched before arent offered, there’s some sort of re-structuring, of coz i was able to find 7 other modules to back up, but i would have preferred my original matching. plus i still need to get past toronto’s approval. so lets keep our fingers crossed.

kawaii ne found something on my network that drov…

kawaii ne

found something on my network that drove me crazy, its this mtv by morning musume, its like a japanese girl grp with like i dunno 12 members? there’s too many of them in the mtv to count. but they are all so kawaii!!! goodness totally smitten by them.. haiz, if only i can find a cute cute girl girl like them (alrites i know im shallow, but u all knew this when i was in luv with kyoko-san ,so shaddup)

in other news, i have make up lecture tmr, a saturday, and a lab session after that, totally crazy … i know!!

and lastly: im going to toronto!!

ahhhh.. at last i din let myself down Bourbon…

ahhhh.. at last i din let myself down

Bourbon Congratulations! You’re 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (116), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you’re going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It’ll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 47% on proof You scored higher than 86% on beer index You scored higher than 96% on wine index You scored higher than 95% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

ego trip abit i was bounded gagged and tortured b…

ego trip abit

i was bounded gagged and tortured by max to come up with a quiz about myself, so i really don’t want to do this, but she threatened to cut off my … nice mallet hair if i don’t.. so i formulated this quiz.. please do it to see how well u know the real napster, some of the qns are really unfair.. but who cares?!!! muahahahahhaha

take quiz here

retarded post well im here at 220 in the morning,…

retarded post

well im here at 220 in the morning, nothing unusual, just watched behind enemy lines, have been pretty hooked on these millitary shows, army army, navy navy, air force, air force abit. yep, its okay lar, but as with any hollywood show, quite bullshit lar, i mean 1 whole serbian rebel army against 1 shot down pilot and then the guess who won?? plus not really used to watching owen wilson in this kind of action action movie. hmmm while im at this, might as well list you a couple of these millitary shows i’ve watched so far, those in bold gets 2 thumbs up from me:

top gun
enemy at the gates
behind enemy lines
hamburger hill
band of brothers (does this count as movie?? but its a good series!!)
hot shots and hots shots 2
we were soldiers
full metal jacket
tears of the sun
army daze
rambo
pearl harbour (pearl harbour sucks and i miss you)

in other happenings, went to watch the cheerleading finals at suntec today. then there’s this grp, called magnum force, totally blow my mind, they are awesome, and madness. really never knew that any cheerleading team in spore would be able to achieve such high standards, really impressed, well maybe cheerleading beckons?? *wink wink* (last statement is dedicated to you yuen)

alrite looking forward to eating more shit tmr, the buffet has only started, get the plates and join the queue and enjoy loads of shit serve in different ways, hell yeah, welcome to the international shit buffet. there’s steam shit, fried shit, braised shit, tempura shit, teriyaki shit,shit sandwich, shit kebab, grilled shit, bbq shit,shit curry, shit salad (for the health concious), baked shit, chilled shit, shit ice cream, shit cocktail, shit with ginger and spring onion,salted shit soup, shit pasta,shit and chips,shit noodles, shitshi, and my favourite, raw shit otherwise know as shitshimi.

quiz time!! Your World (Part One): What is …

quiz time!!

Your World (Part One): What is your world made of? [boys]
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